Napoleon Dynamite: What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? Napoleon Dynamite: Just like a silk shirt or something. in Tutorial. I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me, it's hanging in my bedroom. No doubt in my mind. [Trisha's dad] What's what in my driveway? Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy. Then sync your phone. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. So I went in the kitchen, and I shaved it all off. Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! You need somebody watching your back - AT ALL TIMES. Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. Napoleon: Too bad. Deb: Well, is anyone else here? Pedro: Build her a cake or something. Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon. Napoleon: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home. Napoleon Dynamite: Kip bring me my Chapstick! Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me. You pay the bills for that? Directed by Jared Hess. I would make a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonne Bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms. Pedro: Build her a cake or something. I see you're drinking one percent. Pedro: Yes. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. Quotes will be submitted for approval by the RT staff. Sixteen years after the premiere of the cult classic "Napoleon Dynamite", the cast is coming back together. It defends itself with its growing skills in the field of magic. Pedro: Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. Uncle Rico: [Napoleon brings a box of assorted chips to the cash register line] Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack! Napoleon: I already made like affinity [sic] of those at scout camp. Take this flippin' awesome quiz … Are you? Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe... maybe not. Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. Yeah right, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Can I use your guyses phone? Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon sits down with Pedro at lunch] Where have you been? 'Cause you're not. I'm trying to save money for college. Grandma's still payin' per minute. Kip: [making nachos on the other side of the line] Hi. [pronounces it "case-a-dill-a"]. Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER! White. Kip: Geez. How the heck are you gonna do that?" Sounds from Napoleon Dynamite. Pedro Sanchez is Napoleon Dynamite's best friend. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic. It may seem complicated, but the result is something special. View Quote. Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you guys doin'? Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me, it's hanging in my bedroom. Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec? All rights reserved. We all memorize the phrases, watch the scenes, and imitate the voices. Turn it off! Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? [Kip is singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife]. Napoleon, don't be jealous that i've chatting online with babes, all day. Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip! Napoleon: [lying] Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home. I told you! A must-have for this season's fashion. Napoleon Dynamite: No. To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Sounds from Napoleon Dynamite. ... Napoleon Dynamite took this girl out to the dance. There's Rico, Napoleon's jock uncle who just seems to want to ruin Napoleon's life. Apr 4, 2012 - Napoleon Dynamite. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Why don't you see if you can give that a tear. It defends itself with its growing skills in the field of magic. Peace out. [Napoleon answers the door and Deb is standing out there]. Napoleon was filmed in the summer of 2003 in and around Preston, Idaho. Napoleon Dynamite says: Pedro: I think Ill build her a cake Pedro says: Build her a cake or something. Girls only like guys who have great skills. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job. Kip: Dang it! Stop! Napoleon: No. Pedro: That girl over there. Kip: Yeah. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes... *all day*. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Pedro: Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like animals and warriors and stuff? Food. Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. Napoleon cake that you will find now, is usually made with a custard like filling. I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital. Deb: Kay, hold still right there. your own Pins on Pinterest Napoleon Dynamite: [taunting a bully] Oh yeah? Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh. Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. I'd take state. Uncle Rico: How much do you want to bet I can throw this football over them mountains? You can't really see the the saying I put all around the cake. Uncle Rico: Why the heck you throwin' crap at my van, Napoleon?! Napoleon: Since when, Kip? It was released on October 5, 2004, by Lakeshore Records. Vern: What are you going to do today, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Uncle Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. I think you're bruisin' my neck meat! Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. "That girl over there." Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner! [Napoleon rides up to Kip and LaFawnduh's wedding on a horse]. Napoleon: [comes down the stairs] Such an idiot! Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here? Napoleon Dynamite : [Napoleon takes the photo and looks at it] This is a girl. He is portrayed by Efren Ramirez. Ask Question + 100. They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Napoleon Dynamite: [Using the time machine, which is an electric probe between his legs] Ow! Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses. Kip: Geez. Napoleon: [outside, scratching ticket] Yes! From a cult-classic, these hilarious Napolean Dynamite quotes are sure to make you laugh and elevate your mood. Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me. Uncle Rico: [talking about the breast enhancers] Why don't you sell some to your girlfriend. [Napoleon hurls a grapefruit at Uncle Rico's van, Uncle Rico stops his van, gets out his van, face to face with Napoleon, Napoleon throws an orange at Uncle Rico, Uncle Rico chases him, tackles Napoleon down, and puts Napoleon in a headlock]. Gail is a shy, quiet boy who shaved his head, but the Pedro in Peluca is nothing like the Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina come get dome food you at lard. Napoleon: Too bad.She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. Gross! You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Kip: Geez, yeah right, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. Deb: And here we have some boondoggle keychains. Napoleon: [drinks a glass of milk] The defect in that one is bleach. Pedro: Deb has something for me. Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon, who's been watching, walks up to the kid] How's your neck? 1 Creation 2 Personality 3 Background 4 Memorable Quotes In Peluca, there are 2 characters named Gail and Pedro. I didn't get to eat anything today. I first watched this quirky movie probably ten years ago. Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna say! Napoleon Dynamite was an especially apt choice since the movie was released in 2004…the year Hezekiah was born.. Hezekiah watched Napoleon Dynamite at a friend’s house a few months ago and loved it. Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap! Randy: Hey, give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop. Is that what you're trying to do. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Really? Gravity. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Pedro Sanchez: 92.1%: I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. 'Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack' I made, like, 75 bucks today. Napoleon: Are you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups? Napoleon: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Vote for Summer. But you should probably get a suit. Napoleon Dynamite came out of nowhere and became a huge cult hit. Search, discover and share your favorite Napoleon Dynamite GIFs. Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks glass of milk] The defect in that one is bleach. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina. Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! Dang! Napoleon: Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Why do you love me? Uncle Rico: [Napoleon giving him an angry stare] I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! Napoleon Dynamite quotes 79 total quotes Kip Napoleon Dynamite Rex Uncle Rico. Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. 10 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Memes That'll Make You Want To Rewatch the Movie. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks. Lance: [Even more ashamed, looking down at the table] Can't... Uncle Rico: Now, if you guys decide to invest in the twenty four piece set, I'm going to throw in a little gift. He drives over it and it explodes from the weight]. Napoleon Dynamite: I can make that much money in five seconds! Brown. I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate... Napoleon Dynamite: [to Pedro] Just follow your heart. Don: Hey, Napoleon. A must-have for this season's fashion. View Quote. Uncle Rico: I bet she does. Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Napoleon spent like three hours shading her upper lip. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff. It’s made with many (10!) Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon: Well, you have a sweet bike, and you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Kip: Because she doesn't NEED any, that's why! Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think? Thanks Deb. Or else work afterwards. Napoleon threw this toy out of the bus window on the way to school. What did you do last summer again? 5 Deb: What are you drawing? 'I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy?' [The Cashier looks at Pedro's mustache, then sells him a ticket.]. [Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera]. Stop! Sour. Uncle Rico: Napoleon looks like you don't have a job, so why don't you go out there and fees Tina. [talking about the school-president election]. Randy flees.]. Pedro: [flashing back] Well, when I came home from school, my head started to get really hot. You won’t believe how quick and easy it is to make! What's Grandma doing at the flippin' sand dunes!? [As they fight over the bike, Pedro's cousins pull up in their low-rider. Listen to trailer music, OST, original score, ... Summer's Cake Play on Apple Music - Summer's Cake Download on iTunes - Summer's Cake Play on Spotify - Summer's Cake Play on YouTube - Summer's Cake… Deb: ... And here we have some boondoggle key chains. jmhall97. Turn it off, Kip! I can do what ever I want. Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, is that a new kid or something? Napoleon Dynamite says: Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? Sort: Relevant Newest # happy # dancing # yes # excited # victory # bird # napoleon dynamite # jon heder # happy hands club # dance # dancing # napoleon dynamite Napoleon Dynamite: buildacake.m4r (273 K) To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.) I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. Join Yahoo Answers and get 100 points today. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE TRAINING. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff. I can do what ever I want. Rex: [walks in and sees what Rico's up to. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Give me some of your tots. Nylon Polymer (tupperware) 300. Find all 47 songs in Napoleon Dynamite Soundtrack, with scene descriptions. It was released on October 5, 2004, by Lakeshore Records.. Napoleon: Hey, Don. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER! Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER! It is a more recent way of making this cake. 10 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Memes That'll Make You Want To Rewatch the Movie. Grandma: damnit napoleon make your self a dang quesadilla! So, you got my back and everything, right? Tina, eat. Napoleon Dynamite - Pedro's Cake Hubby took this cake to work. Always and forever... Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think? Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything... Will you just come get me? Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president. (Also notices the Flag of Mexico on the back of the seat) You ever take it off any sweet jumps? Forget about it. Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner. View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 2020 Clear Vinyl Vinyl release of Napoleon Dynamite (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) on Discogs. Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. Does that mean you think you're fat? Napoleon — Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez, Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Tags: Napoleon Dynamite, something, cake, her, build, heck, summer, over, girl So why don't you go out there and feed Tina? Napoleon Dynamite: You don't have to stay here with us, we're not babies. Napoleon Dynamite: It's a piece of crap it doesn't work! Deb : [Deb continues nervously] Because for a limited time only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 75% off. Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! [chomps into a tater tot]. Doesn't know she could drink whole milk if she wanted to. Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her? Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right? Or like, Secret Service Captain, or... whatever... Summer: And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. The Steak. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Napoleon: Everybody at school thinks I'm a frickin' IDIOT because of you! Napoleon: I wish I could grow one. Place your “tator tots” on the top of a sheet cake. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Napoleon: [referring to the dance] Who are you gonna ask? How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? [Scene continues after Rex Kwon Do TV ad Kip's watching]. Napoleon Dynamite: That one's good. Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. in Blog Post. Napoleon: Summer Wheatly? Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip! Napoleon: So me and you are pretty much friends by now, right? Post of the list - Napoleon Dynamite Quotes. Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State. Deb: Don't lie, Napoleon. It may not be quoted as much anymore, but its memory lives on in meme form. Grandma: Dang it, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla! Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. It's a liger. Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. Napoleon: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year. Ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot! Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick? With the film’s cult status, memorable quotes, and the famous dance scene, the 2004 film is one of the 21st century’s unique movies of all time.. Uncle Rico: Yeah, he's a tender little guy. Napoleon Dynamite: Is that what you're trying to do. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that i've chatting online with babes, all day. Grandma just called. You got shocks... pegs... Lucky! Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite: buildacake.m4r (273 K) To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.) But when the filming for Napoleon Dynamite was complete, Jon was paid $1000. Add Caption. Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up. Kip: Why do you love me? Don: [steps up to Napoleon] Step up, Napoleon. I might get me some later, I don't have any money right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is making 120 bucks. Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. in Photos. Kip . Napoleon: [recalling the tenets of Rex Kwon Do] So you got my back and everything? How long did it take you to grow that mustache? Plus you're, like, the only guy at school who has a mustache. That suit, it's... it's incredible. Deb: [Stunned, Napoleon hangs up and goes out to confront Uncle Rico]. Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier, that's all. Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that mustache? She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda T.O. in Recipe. Ilene: Oh, I'm sorry, she's not. Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! Napoleon: I don't feel very good. Napoleon Dynamite: Deb just called me. What do you think? Napoleon Dynamite: Well, nobody's going to go out with *me*! I made, like, 75 bucks today. Napoleon. I don't know, build her a cake or something. I'd vote for you. Not unless she likes fish. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you would get out of my life and shut up! I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time. Menu. They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? I hear you're in a club for girls. Everyone has seen the hit movie, Napoleon Dynamite, at least once! You picked a good one! I don't look old enough. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long. Sir Court Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally. It is basically about tidbits from the movie, not the movie as a whole. I made, like, 75 bucks today. Napoleon: See for yourself. I have a chat room meeting at four. "Build her a cake or something." I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. 300. Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. No doubt. Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. "Build her a cake or something." It looks awesome. Ah geez! Summer: Well, I never thought I would make it here today. Napoleon Dynamite is a 2004 film about a listless and alienated teenager who decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small Idaho high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home. [from outside the home, we hear Rico drop the pans, and commotion as Rex teaches him a lesson, and Rico yelping in pain]. Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. A Napoleon cake is a Russian/Ukranian cake, often served at weddings. Photo of Pedro with the cake for fans of Napoleon Dynamite. When two new friends enter Napoleon’s life – shy Deb and mustachioed Pedro – the trio launches a campaign to elect Pedro for class president and make the student body’s wildest dreams come true. Freakin' idiot! Match. It's probably my favorite animal. [Randy kicks Napoleon's pants pocket, ruining the tater tots]. Ow! Add Caption. And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend. The Napoleon Dynamite original soundtrack is the soundtrack to the 2004 comedy film, Napoleon Dynamite.It featured the original score, dialogue, and other artists' songs. Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. Then sync your phone. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. It's a free country, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH. This cake is an old favourite. Napoleon: My dance moves. Kip: Geez yeah right Napoleon I made like seventy five bucks today. Napoleon Dynamite is the feature film debut of director Jared Hess, based on his earlier short film, Peluca. Cashier: I think you'd better get back to class. [Kip pulls the electrical cord out, and Napoleon yanks off the headband]. Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! They wouldn't sell me one. Napoleon: 'Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. She said you should go home because you're ruining everyone's lives and eating all the steak. They're all puffy. The worst day of my life. A must-have for this season's fashion. Learn. Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! Bullied Kid: Don't! Kip and Uncle Rico were out trying to sell these. Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots. You can't really see the the saying I put all around the cake Uncle Rico: [getting down two sauce pans from above the kitchen sink] You could be... somewhere around... here, [positions the pots in front of her breasts]. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself? Napoleon: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. 1, Cholo #2: [drive up in their low-rider convertible, that has "Vote 4 Pedro" painted on the door. Created ... Make a cake for the girl you want to go with. That little guy right there. Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. Kip: So how long are we talking about working? Created by. Lafawnduh: I'm waiting for Kip. Pedro. Plus I could be your bodyguard, too. Trisha: I'm trying to raise money for college. Napoleon Dynamite: Your mom goes to college! Napoleon Dynamite: Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner. Napoleon Dynamite: No, but who would? Deb Napoleon Dynamite. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Deb: Is there anyone else here? 'Geez, I think you ripped my mole off.' Don: [playing kickball] Hey, Napoleon. My wife says I gotta stop but I'm just feeling real positive today and I wanted to try out my luck and —. Napoleon Dynamite: 92.5%: I don't know, build her a cake or something. No more flying solo. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks. Ow. Easy Napoleon Cake This EASY recipe is my aunt Nelya’s recipe that has been a family favorite for many years. Napoleon Dynamite: Kip is like 32 years old. Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said. He is an exceptionally awkward teenage boy who has […] Gosh! Uncle Rico: What, are you already losing your steam? You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Napoleon Dynamite: Why do you got your hood on like that? Napoleon Dynamite: Have you guys tried it yet? Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. [he's making nachos]. You don't even know. 'Napoleon, give me some of your tots.' Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days. Gosh! Add Caption. Kip: Yeah, Grandma's still paying per minute. Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! This Easy Napoleon Cake consists of rich custard and puff pastry cake base. Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter mile. Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! It was the cake Pedro had at his Class President party at the very end... Napoleon Dynamite - Pedro's Cake Hubby took this cake to work. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? Napoleon: Yeah, right. I gotta be back here by then. Napoleon: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her. Deb: Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts? I think that's gonna come out really nice. You're already losing your steam? Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! A must-have for this season's fashion. Might as well do somethin' while you're doing nothin'. Is that cause you think you're fat? She pretty much hates me by now. Dave: Hey, Napoleon. Trisha. The Best Quiz you will Ever Take . (to Deb) You should probably pick up all the stuff you left on my lawn, because it's taking up so much room in my backpack I can't fit my nunchucks. Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don. Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man, I wish I could go back in time. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. Napoleon: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now. Should get off Napoleon's property or he'll call the ... build her a cake or something. Napoleon Dynamite: Sweet! View Quote. Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that. 2004's Napoleon Dynamite is a true "lightning in a bottle" success. I'm trying to earn money for college. Cause you're not. Uncle Rico: You're gonna clean my van... right now. Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. He still gets beat up and what-not. 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